HAZZAH!
GOOD AT DECIPHERING?
If you think you may have solved Scot's coded message, send your answers to Momz or Angie for next month's publication to be posted here!
Answer to this phrase will be in next month's issue .... *tick tock*
February Puzzle Solvers: Momz, Patti, Robin, Chrissy
Hunting Gone wrong
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
There's a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
A Turtle and the Snails
A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
The shaken turtle replies, “I don't know. It all happened so fast.”
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
